Snape 100

bethbethbeth @ 09:56 am: Challenge #361: "Snape and 'P'"
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Challenge #361: "Snape and 'P'" This week's challenge - the fourth in a series of five - is to write a drabble that pairs Severus Snape with somebody (of your choosing) from the P Section in the Wikipedia list of HP Characters. Romantic/Erotic pairings preferred, but if you really can't see Snape with anybody in the 'P' section (or anybody at all), feel free to define "pairing" in some other way.

(This week's prompt - 'P' - was chosen because it was the fourth letter in 'Snape.' Next week will feature the last of the letters in his name.)

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torino10154 @ 10:13 am: "No, fuck you."
Title: "No, fuck you."
Author: torino10154
Word Count: 100
Rating: R
Pairing: Severus/Petunia, implied canon Severus/Lily
Warning: Hate sex
Disclaimer: Not mine. They belong to JKR.
A/N: Unbeta'd. Written for snape100 Challenge 361: "Snape and 'P'". I admit I have a huge kink for Severus and Petunia interacting in any way whatsoever.

"No, fuck you."