Challenge: Snape's guilty little secret
Word Count: 100
Note: this is yet another Motherless Child sequel, wherein Snape and Lupin have married and adopted a baby werewolf. This is set during a post-wedding visit to Lupin's mother in America.
Remus made a most undignified snort. "Madame Capillaria? You must have been her youngest customer."
"Who says I bought any? Slughorn used it, so I pinched a bottle." Would they actually be served lawn lettuce in their salad? "I needed it more than once, the way we all changed our hairstyles. I almost gave it to Sid before they went on - "
"Sid? As in Vicious?" Remus turned to face him. "You knew the Sex Pistols?"
"Sneaking out to a couple of concerts doesn't - "
"Next you'll say you had an orgy with Sid and Nancy!"
Severus flushed.