I’ve got a strange craving for a borderline silly ‘sword and sandals’ fantasy quest with smut line. You know, like Conan the Barbarian or over the top Mills and Boon sort of shit? Dramatic and action-packed, but also very tongue in cheek and purposefully playing into the silly tropes of the genre.
Open to slash as well as het. Seeking the male warrior for some cringe-worthy (but giggle-inducing) fun.