Hello people! It's me, Sarah (Donna Noble illhaveasalute and Neville Longbottom profplant), returning with River Tam- crazy ninja genius. She can sort of see the future, she has extreme empathy (to the point that it is a power- she feels everything, she can't not.) a touch of telepathy. The problem is River can't really- communicate anything. She's been put through a crazy amount of experiments and so had trouble with day to day problems. She can calculate the exact angles she needs to shoot to take out three armed killers with one bullet each, but she has no idea what a "gun" is, or even that it is a gun- to her it might look a bit like a tree branch, sitting on the floor of the ship. She's got mad skills with weapons and general kung-fu-ery, but again- crazy as a bed bug.

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