Fresh Meat!
DID ANYONE ELSE HAVE A MILD PANIC ATTACK WHEN IJ WASN'T WORKING THIS AFTERNOON? I was working the refresh button like an EMT on a defibrillator and having a break down like


Okay so my unhealthy addiction aside, HI EVERYONE!! I'm Jadis (Jai, J-- Miss Jadis if yer nasty!) and I come bearing R. Dorothy Wayneright from The Big O. The "R" initial is for "Robot", a reference to the naming convention used by sci-fi author Isaac Asimov.

Dorothy is an android, although she was entirely modeled after the deceased daughter of one of her creators. She's mostly indistinguishable from humans, particularly if you're not robot savvy. She comes from a metropolis called Paradigm City which is similar enough to New York that she won't be floundering around entirely out of her element but still different enough that she's going to be WTF. ....or at least as WTF as Dorothy is capable of. Despite being an android she has free will and even emotions, but your human complexities often still escape her comprehension. Generally Dorothy is polite but blunt like a wooden club, expressionless but moody, pragmatic but extremely curious, and a boss at saying all the right things to make a situation as awkward as possible (though not deliberately).

The not crappily summarized version of her information is here and she is available for whatever have you! And I am even more available for whatever have you and reachable via aim at subwaylesstaken or email at uptownmonologue@yahoo.com.


IMSOEXCITED!