"Ja, that's me, the most shallow man in existence," he snorted a laugh, as if it was at some private joke. But really, the idea was laughable. "You can make me pancakes tomorrow morning because women belong in the kitchen."
OHWOWHEWASTOTALLYKIDDING. Poor Kurt hoped he didn't get the glass thrown at his face! "No, really, I think you're very pretty but I assure you that...uh..." Where was that beer? Maybe he should go for something harder. Like lighter fluid. "I'm not like most men."