Shepherd University Messaging Board

Fair warning. If you ask me to dance to shit like Britney Spiers or Justin Fucking Bieber, I am going to ram the spiked heel of my rather delicious shoes so far up your flabby, pale ass that you will be choking on stiletto for a week.

My job is to dance, wiggle my ass and tits for you and send you on your way with a raging hard on into the world not to educate you on the finer points of musical taste.