The president is on tumblr answering questions about what he's trying to do to make college more affordable.
This is surreal. And way to be years too late, government. If you'd made college more affordable a few years earlier, my polar bear suit could have retired with dignity. God bless the USA, am I right?
After some careful consideration, I've decided I will be claiming a servita for the summer, possibly longer, depending. Servita: If you still find yourself without a Dominari after auction week and seek to be claimed, leave me a message. Male or female. I will review all inquiries.
I'm not entirely certain my fortune cookie has the right man in mind. Are there any honorable men at Shepherd? I think I need a servita-flavored one to bring me coffee and tea and wash my unmentionables.