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Entry tags: | event: anti-valentine's day 2011, fic, member: starduchess, pairing: severus/harry, rating: pg-13 |
The Potions Master’s Revenge by starduchess
Title: The Potions Master’s Revenge
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/Harry, mentions Ron/Hermione, Dean/Ginny
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: ~3300
Warnings: none
Summary: Everyone’s been acting off since Valentine’s Day. Auror Potter is sent to investigate how, when, where, why and, most importantly, who.
A/N: Thanks very much to a quick beta job by keppiehed. This was written for the prompt Love philtres, chocolates, perfume ... Yes, for a potion master, there were many ways to exact revenge on Valentine's Day.
"You are the most insensitive berk I've ever met. Go on with your friends, Ronald. I don't want the displeasure of your company right now anyway." Hermione's eyes were wild with rage, and her hair flew out as she turned and stormed off toward the bedrooms.
Harry stood there with his mouth agape at his best friend. "Ron, is everything --"
"No, mate, 's not," Ron confirmed, shaking his head incredulously. "We supposedly had a wonderful weekend, but she's been moody and snippy ever since two nights ago."
"Valentine's Day?" Harry asked puzzled, then decided to tease his friend. "Did you forget?"
"No, 'course not! Hermione'd kill me. I showed up with a dozen red roses, a box of chocolates, even a hand-made poem. She loved it all. Don' know what's gotten into her since."
"Maybe it's that time of the month," Harry suggested.
Ron's eyes widened a little. "Blimey. I don' wanna know." He shook his head to dispel that unpleasant image. "Come on, mate, let's just head out to meet Neville for a pint."