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starduchess (starduchess) wrote in severus_sighs,
@ 2010-10-02 01:47:00

Entry tags:

drabble, event: anniversary 2010, member: starduchess, pairing: severus/other(s), rating: pg-13

Fighting Ships by StarDuchess
Title: Fighting Ships
Author: starduchess
Pairing: Severus/various, mentions Lucius, Remus, Hermione, and Harry
Rating: PG-13
Word Count: 100
Warning(s): nudity, bad humor, meta
Disclaimer: I own nothing of Harry Potter or Severus. Sigh.
Summary: Severus finds naked people in his chambers.
A/N: I've never written meta before. Hope this comes across okay.

Severus enters his chambers to find naked individuals glaring at each other.

"None of you are worthy opponents, much less bedmates," Lucius berates coldly.

Remus snarls. "But he hates your boss and you Death Eaters."

"The rest of you can't keep up with his snark and intelligence, plus I can get pregnant without magic," bristles Hermione.

Harry fumes. "My ship is his first and best! Besides, who can resist the Chosen One?"

Severus gapes.

"Arthur Weasley, why are you here?"

"Ministry heard there was a scuffle. Sent me over to check."

Severus sighs. It's going to be a long night.

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	inamac 2010-10-02 07:56 am UTC (link)
	Grin Goes off to find Arthur/Snape comm (or even start one...) Poor Sev ;( (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:19 am UTC (link)
	Go, you! It seems that BertaS has the first entry for you. :) Yeah, poor Sev. All those people to deal with, and we don't even see the ones in the back bedroom! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	k8bnimble 2010-10-02 11:45 am UTC (link)
	Too funny!! Sure, Arthur's only there becasue the "ministry" sent him. Just hilarious! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Yes, that's also why he's naked, hmm? Thanks, dear. Glad it came off as funny! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	felaine 2010-10-02 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	falls over with laughter then hides under the bed I love it, every one of them. Felaine (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:20 am UTC (link)
	Thanks, dear! I had fun putting this one together. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	faeryqueen 2010-10-02 05:22 pm UTC (link)
	That was pretty funny. Poor Severus. Everyone wants a piece of him, and rightfully so! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Hm, don't we all! Thanks, glad I could make you laugh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	dgpolo 2010-10-02 09:01 pm UTC (link)
	So funny. Love those ships. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:21 am UTC (link)
	Yes, don't we all? Thanks! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	accio_kilt 2010-10-02 11:08 pm UTC (link)
	snort BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Arthur looks confused but resigned... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:22 am UTC (link)
	Hahaha, thanks! Yes, Arthur takes things in stride pretty well. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	joanwilder 2010-10-03 02:23 am UTC (link)
	Ahaaaaaa, he should pick Arthur! Tee-hee! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Yes, maybe he should, someone with a bit of normalcy and stability! Thanks, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	countesszero 2010-10-03 11:00 am UTC (link)
	ah great :D loved arthur! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:23 am UTC (link)
	Thanks! Arthur totally made this piece come alive. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	severa_snape 2010-10-04 05:06 pm UTC (link)
	Oh just loved this! I can just see all the possible pairings in an all out war to be Severus' bedmate. It's going to be a long night indeed. I just wonder how they will solve this. Alternating nights, sex challenges, one big orgy? Any ideas Arthur? LOL (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:24 am UTC (link)
	I vote for the big orgy! Thanks, dear. Glad you like it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	atypicalsnowman 2010-10-05 04:38 am UTC (link)
	Severus/Arthur? My eyes! My eyes! This was hilarious! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:25 am UTC (link)
	Yay! Glad you found this funny! I had my misgivings about posting it, but thought, what the heck? Everyone could use a laugh! (Reply to this) (Parent)

	conzieu 2010-10-05 11:19 am UTC (link)
	Is Arthur naked as well? I read a great Snape/ Molly once. Snape/Arthur? Hey, he's had all the others... (Reply to this) (Thread)

	starduchess 2010-10-15 09:27 am UTC (link)
	Yes, Arthur is naked as well. Puts a lie to the Ministry line. ;) Yes, might as well round out the set! Thanks, dear. (Reply to this) (Parent)