This is fucking not Peter fucking Parker. Oh, man. The only way. THE ONLY GODDAMN WAY this can be marginally salvaged? Is to drop the Brand New Day bullshit, say that Mephisto took more than Pete's marriage, he took his fucking maturity, and half his damn brains, and that Brand New Day's status quo was all an "It's A Wonderful Life" scenario to show how broken Pete is without his maturity and brains and WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE.
Shit crackers.
Or to completely ignore it. Like I'm fucking doing now.