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Tweak says, "this is absolutly ....well IDK"

leikomgwtfbbq (leikomgwtfbbq) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-02-28 20:54:00

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char: superman/clark kent, in-joke: context is for the weak, in-joke: wtf

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Quiz-time, ladies and gents: If a fellow in blue jammies and red briefs came up to you in a bar and tried this line, with that sort of exceedingly smarmy look on his face, would you let him to buy you a drink, or would you laugh yourself hoarse?

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	bwmedia.wordpress.com 2009-02-28 08:20 pm UTC (link)
	Being straight, I'm the wrong guy to ask. However, considering how many women went gaga for him over the years, the only pick-up line he needs is "I'm Superman". (Reply to this) (Thread)

	04nbod 2009-03-01 11:48 am UTC (link)
	I've seen superdickery, he has no chance with me. But I'd ask him for Dick Grayson's phone number (Reply to this) (Parent)

	adler1013 2009-02-28 09:22 pm UTC (link)
	If he looked like that? Sure, I'd give him a whirl. Then I'd laugh myself hoarse. (Reply to this)

	johnzdrake 2009-02-28 09:26 pm UTC (link)
	I actually made an icon of that ages ago, but didn't have enough userpics on LJ to use it. Here on IJ, I can post as many userpics as I want! (Reply to this) (Thread)

	bad_luck 2009-03-01 06:56 pm UTC (link)
	IJ does make up for things with that simple fact alone doesn't it? I'm still working on filling this account up. -aki (Reply to this) (Parent)

	merseybeatler 2009-02-28 09:30 pm UTC (link)
	Um, he looks oddly like Tom Hanks. (Reply to this)

superfan1
2009-02-28 10:15 pm UTC (link)

It so complicated that superman doesn't know how it work himself and just act like he does. :)

"If a fellow in blue jammies and red briefs came up to you in a bar and tried this line, with that sort of exceedingly smarmy look on his face, would you let him to buy you a drink, or would you laugh yourself hoarse?"

I let him buy me a drink, because hey free drink and then laugh afterwards.

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	bwmedia.wordpress.com 2009-03-01 09:05 am UTC (link)
	That's kind of mean. And yes, that's been done to me before. :( (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	superfan1 2009-03-01 05:31 pm UTC (link)
	I only do that with the fellow in blue jammies and red briefs wearing a "True love detector" with a smug look scenario but laught afterwards when he not around to see me laughing, I wouldn't do that in RL now,that just cruel to do to a person. Also I'm sorry. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	bwmedia.wordpress.com 2009-03-03 08:45 am UTC (link)
	Blue jammies...maybe that's what I was doing wrong. :) Or maybe I should have asked if she was straight first? And thank you, but I had money at the time, and apparently she wasn't worth it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	nalanzu 2009-02-28 11:55 pm UTC (link)
	I might have to flee before laughing in the superhero's face. (ALthough I might regret the loss of the possible free drink.) (Reply to this)

	skitty_kat 2009-03-01 03:34 am UTC (link)
	But how would he buy the drink? Where does he keep his wallet? (Reply to this)

	yonmei 2009-03-01 09:14 am UTC (link)
	I'd say very, very politely "I'm afraid I don't understand. Excuse me, I think I see my best friend waving at me from over there" and get out of there. No free drink is worth sitting with a guy in spandex who comes up with cheesy pickup lines. (Even at a con.) (Reply to this)

seriousfic
2009-03-01 10:34 am UTC (link)

I imagine wearing that thing would get awkward really quick.

Superman: Hello Batman, old chum, need any help catching the Joker?

Batman: Sure thing, good... what's that glowing on your wrist?

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Lex Luthor: And when my laser has melted the polar ice caps, the world will have to buy their houseboats from me, Lex--Superman, why is that bracelet of yours glowing?

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Perry White: Kent, get down to the docks and report on that fire! And take off that blasted glowing bracelet of yours!

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	northstar-rocks.livejournal.com 2009-03-01 10:58 am UTC (link)
	I'd make a snort-laugh sound and then try to hold it back and then Just totally burst out laughing, but i'd give him a chance becasue he made me laugh ^_^ (Reply to this)

	saralakali 2009-03-01 11:09 am UTC (link)
	If he was built like Supes, sure I'd let him buy me a drink. What happens after that depends on the conversation we have over the drink. (Reply to this)