Man, I... I don't really think you're gonna have that many people agreeing with you that this is crap. I certainly don't - I've enjoyed everything in the series so far. Sure, this is lightyears from Moore's best work, but he's obviously having a lot of fun. The whole 'splitting a dipstick' thing is totally warped, but exactly the sort of thing a bunch of demons would do to settle a decision - and the Admonisher is classic. 'A darn good telling off' - heh.