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bariman1987 ([info]bariman1987) wrote in [info]scans_daily,
"Superman's Wife, Lois Lane!" Or "Lois Lane, Roving Reporter!" (Because the only synonym of "ace" I can find that began with R was "rad.")

Councilman: And this new project I'm sponsoring will bring hundreds of jobs into the city at very little cost.
Lois Lane: HOLD IT! *waggles finger* I'm sorry, Councilman, but that doesn't hold water. *taps fistful of papers* As these documents show, not only will that project cost the city five times as much as you've been saying... *dramatic close-up, speed line backgrounds* ...but much of that money is going to line your pockets!
Councilman: *flinches as if struck* Kyaaaahh!!


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