I AM GROOT! Translated by Maximus the Mad.
Greetings True Believers! Here are four scans from Guardians of the Galaxy #17. Have you ever wondered what GROOT is always talking about? I certainly have and we finally have someone who can translate for us! Please let a certain crazyish Inhuman explain. Enjoy!
The Inhumans Terrigen Bomb has ripped the universe a new asshole and now tentacle creatures have crawled out of it and have attacked Attilan. Who will save (Or at least delay the gruesome death of) our heroes?
They win! And what is the universal gesture of victory and good times?
Slap hands! High-Five! Maximus and GROOT are totally going to be facebook friends after this is over.