I dunno - I actually enjoyed that. It seemed to me that Moore was perfectly aware that he was perpetuating a crap character in a crap comic book, so as long as he was there, he might as well have some fun. If you read it that way, the whole thing is pretty much a parody of the Image line in general, and McFarlane's chunk of it in particular. ("They LOVE me there! I have ACTION FIGURES!") And honestly, what ISN'T funny about the line "Wait! Wait! I got my barbs caught on his pancreas!"? Sure, none of it is brilliant by a long, long shot, but honestly, if anyone OTHER than Moore had written this, it would be seriously reprehensible crap. As it is, it's just low-quality.