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Tweak says, "Where's my purple crayon..."

volksjager (volksjager) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-14 09:57:00

Current music:	mongoloid farm "Take no switchbacks"
Entry tags:	char: punisher/frank castle, publisher: marvel comics, title: marvel swimwear issue 1996

Frank Castle's men's beachwear for summer..
The Punisher storms the beach with sexy fierceness...

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	punishermax 2009-08-14 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	God those swimsuit issue things were creepy. The male stuff was clearly meant to be funny, but the female stuff was clearly drawn by someone doing it with one hand. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	galateus 2009-08-14 03:46 pm UTC (link)
	That sounds bad like a bad thing. Do they do this every year? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-08-14 03:48 pm UTC (link)
	They used to for like 3 years in a row I think. Not anymore tho' (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	404glitch 2009-08-14 05:10 pm UTC (link)
	Yeah, now it's every issue. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Hmmmm... volksjager 2009-08-14 03:51 pm UTC (link)
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	Re: Hmmmm... aaron_bourque 2009-08-14 05:57 pm UTC (link)
	uh buh guh (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hmmmm... (Anonymous) 2009-08-14 06:17 pm UTC (link)
	I rather like Blackbolt in the in the picture, he's smiling and not too showy. He just needs to get rid of the lightning bolts in his swimsuit, they seem to be pointing. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: Hmmmm... volksjager 2009-08-14 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	The lightning bolt are like a "happy trail" ... Don't forget that he looks good and knows how to shut the fuck up. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Hmmmm... aaron_bourque 2009-08-15 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Black Bolt's in that picture? Oh, yeah. Whaddayaknow. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: Hmmmm... proteus_lives 2009-08-15 06:38 am UTC (link)
	Well hello Medusa. The Hippies were right about one thing: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dyl0j3WU6Y (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jasper_stars 2009-08-14 02:45 pm UTC (link)
	No thank you. (Reply to this)

statham1986
2009-08-14 02:49 pm UTC (link)

BEHOLD! Marvel's most terrifying hour. No wonder Ennis went hardcore with Frank, he was probably attempting to erase this image from existence.

I really, really hated these. The only image I ever liked was one of Matt Murdock and Typhoid Mary. I can't remember who did the artwork, but all I remember is that Mary looked absolutely amazing.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/77/236885-132524-typhoid-mary_super.jpg

Does anyone know who drew that one?

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	angelophile 2009-08-14 03:37 pm UTC (link)
	Scott McDaniel. Don't ask how I know that. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	statham1986 2009-08-14 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	But it looks so unlike what he does today! Wow. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	volksjager 2009-08-14 03:54 pm UTC (link)
	This one is just loaded with innuendo... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	ex_darkblade992 2009-08-15 03:54 am UTC (link)
	Buh? Lockjaw and She-Hulk? Thats....I'm gonna need the brain bleach. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tacobob 2009-08-14 03:14 pm UTC (link)
	Thankfully Deadpool wasn't around when they were doing these things. Or was he? o_O (Reply to this) (Thread)

	thatnickguy 2009-08-14 03:35 pm UTC (link)
	Who do you think was taking the picture! O_O (Reply to this) (Parent)

	comicoz 2009-08-14 03:40 pm UTC (link)
	I'm almost positive Deadpool was in one of these. I have them all packed away somewhere at home, will try to check when I get home tonight. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arilou_skiff 2009-08-14 03:53 pm UTC (link)
	My favourite was always Thanos in a hawaii shirt, sandals and shades. (Reply to this)

	liarashadowsong 2009-08-14 06:55 pm UTC (link)
	That one is creepy. Ick. I don't remember where I saw it, but there was a really nice one of Captain America somewhere. Also, I seem to recall there being one of Colossus that someone said looked like the pose had been traced from gay porn. giggles (Reply to this) (Thread)

	mechanicaljewel 2009-08-14 07:44 pm UTC (link)
	There was one of Cap where he was spread out on his stomach on a flag towel, reading the Declaration of Independence, under an umbrella that looked like his shield, and for the life of me I can't remember what his suit looked like because I pretty much imagined it away every time I saw it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	volksjager 2009-08-14 09:55 pm UTC (link)
	Yup and the Wasp is buzzing around looking for soemthing to do... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	greenmask 2009-08-14 11:42 pm UTC (link)
	I quite like the way both her T and her A are shifting the gaze over to a package each. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	liarashadowsong 2009-08-15 10:38 pm UTC (link)
	I like the way we can just tell that the one on the right is Cap because the speedo is flag-patterned. The pattern of the stars amuses me to no end, because the size of them changes and the biggest one is right in the middle of his crotch. alternates between laughing and leering (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-15 05:02 am UTC (link)
	OMG That STAR! ROFL (Reply to this) (Parent)

	tilly_stratford 2009-08-15 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	I didn't even notice the two packages in the background because my first thought was that she was sliding along Colossus', er, metal rod there. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	these? dustbunny105 2009-08-15 04:01 am UTC (link)
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	Re: these? toasty_fresh 2009-08-15 06:54 am UTC (link)
	Okay, the thing that gets me about the Colossus one is his single ~jazzhand~ (Reply to this) (Parent)

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liarashadowsong
2009-08-15 10:34 pm UTC (link)

Yes! Those are ones. Thank you! ^_^

OMG I love the one of Steve. *saves it and drops it into the folder of screensaver images* I could never remember what Steve's suit looks like, just that he was laying on a towel reading and looked really hot. Mmmmm...

And the Colossus one? It's like they had to add scantily-clad ladies in the background to keep people from figuring out it was traced from gay porn. *giggles over the single jazzhand* Still a lovely picture, just funny.

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	Re: these? dustbunny105 2009-08-16 07:44 am UTC (link)
	You're welcome! Well, at least you remembered the important parts of the picture! XD What always kinda bugged me about the Colossus one is the way all the women are cut off at the neck. Well, it kinda bugged me ever since I actually noticed there were women in the picture anyway ;>__> (Reply to this) (Parent)

	darkknightjrk 2009-08-14 09:29 pm UTC (link)
	I don't know what disturbs me more--Frank's...unique choice in swimwear, or those random goblins/dinosaurs/whatever-the-fucks rioting behind him. (Reply to this)

	scottyquick 2009-08-15 01:54 am UTC (link)
	The artist for this picture was on Old Scans Daily and said that he had originally drawn it so it clung more and the editor asked him to draw it less "testicularly". (Reply to this)

	perletwo 2009-08-15 03:40 am UTC (link)
	I would really like to know what the back of that thing looks like. Butt floss much? ...On second thought, maybe I really don't want to know what the back of that thing looks like, thanks ever so. (Reply to this)

	pensive1 2009-08-15 05:01 am UTC (link)
	This post, while disturbing, lacks serious DOCTOR STRANGE TENTACLE PRON. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	joysweeper 2009-08-15 08:33 pm UTC (link)
	laughs like a hyena The little cyclops chameleon is staring and drooling. It probably wants some. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ashtoreth 2009-08-15 05:04 am UTC (link)
	The Ghost Rider one was my favorite. (Reply to this)