InsaneJournal

Today, we salute you, Green Lantern: Guy Gardner.
Mr. Red-headed-stepchild/guy!!

Armed with the most powerful weapon in the universe, and an ego to match, you sound off your hunger for attention... and a knuckle sandwich.
HOLD the Mayo-ooooo!!!!



Growling and eager to fight the "big dog" for alpha-leadership, you remove your only defense and show no fear or clue of what would happen if you loose.
*choir* Batman's gotta slap-a-bitch



Charging in first head-first without a plan, you show why you have more balls than brains.
*choir* Can't-get-past-my-thick-skull!!!



"Bang!" "Pow!" "Bam!" "Zoink!"
Your fresh approach of blocking his fist with your face adds "Bonk!" to the hallowed sounds of a Bat-fight cacophony.
One punch! Just one PUUU~UUU~UUUNCH!!!

So lie back, chill, and enjoy that nice cold floor, Guy Gardner.
It'll mute that roaring headache for whatever brains you have left.
Mr. Goes-Down-On-One-Punch Guy!!!



For our international friends, here is a sample, so you can sing along.