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Doop ([info]xdoop) wrote in [info]scans_daily,
@ 2009-08-05 15:35:00

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Entry tags:char: captain america/steve rogers, publisher: marvel comics, title: captain america

Be kind to animals, with Captain America



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[info]proteus_lives
2009-08-05 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Well, that's what that tiger gets for aligning itself with the Axis!

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[info]khamelea
2009-08-05 07:43 pm UTC (link)
First he steals war plans, now he's cruel to animals? Tony Stark was right!

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[info]daningram
2009-08-05 08:05 pm UTC (link)
Cap was just working his way up to choking a bitch after having just choked the lizard. Lizard, cat, female dog. That's how it goes!

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 08:09 pm UTC (link)
The guy whose life he saved from the escaped tiger feels Cap made the right decision.

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[info]cyberghostface
2009-08-05 11:16 pm UTC (link)
I'm sure knocking it out was out of the question.

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 11:24 pm UTC (link)
Completely out of the question. Cap was stronger than normal, but he wasn't able to punch out a tiger. He got chewed up pretty bad by a mastiff in a Simon & Kirby story.

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[info]cyberghostface
2009-08-05 11:52 pm UTC (link)
But he's strong enough to snap it's neck? Heck, if he has the tiger in that position, he could have just squeezed it until it passed out.

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-06 12:32 am UTC (link)
No, that's just asking too much in a situation like that. A life and death struggle with a full grown tiger? Unless you have major super-powers, you couldn't expect Cap to take a chance like that. If the tiger wriggles around, it's a disembowelment and the next issue would be retitled THE VISION or something.

It's like the cliche of the cowboy shooting the gun out of the bad guy's hand, so as not to hurt him. It's asking too much.

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[info]cyberghostface
2009-08-06 03:03 am UTC (link)
So I take it none of Captain America's villains are stronger than tigers, then?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-06 03:31 am UTC (link)
If it's that important, then yes. Cap should have put a grown tiger in a sleeper hold and made sure it was harmlessly rendered unconscious.

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[info]cyberghostface
2009-08-06 03:44 am UTC (link)
It's not like we're asking a regular police officer to physically take on a tiger. It's Captain America with "steel muscles" and super-soldier serum in his veins. There are plenty of ways he could have dealt with a normal tiger without killing it.

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-06 03:48 am UTC (link)
Yes, I agree with you.

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[info]halloweenjack
2009-08-06 03:26 pm UTC (link)
If he did that, how would he get that nice rug to impress the ladies with?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 09:39 pm UTC (link)
Tigers have such sweet lovable faces.

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[info]khamelea
2009-08-05 09:44 pm UTC (link)
Awww, kitteh!

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[info]schmevil
2009-08-05 09:47 pm UTC (link)
*scratches its head*

whosadorablekitty?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 10:54 pm UTC (link)
Rub his tummy, he likes that.

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[info]schmevil
2009-08-05 10:56 pm UTC (link)
With or without a bucket of meat on hand?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 11:11 pm UTC (link)
With or without a hand, actually.

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[info]schmevil
2009-08-05 11:13 pm UTC (link)
So I should rub his tummy with my stump?

Or is that the point at which I should cease all petting and flee?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 11:25 pm UTC (link)
There was a Far Side cartoon where the old prospector had a wooden leg, a hook for a hand and an eyepatch. He was talking about his pet grizzly and how he didn't try to move her dinner bowl anymore.

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[info]schmevil
2009-08-05 11:40 pm UTC (link)
Ooh, Far Side. I haven't read that in years.

Bless.

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 11:52 pm UTC (link)
Yep. Like CALVIN AND HOBBES, its creator wisely knew when to stop.

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[info]xdoop
2009-08-05 11:17 pm UTC (link)

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[info]superfan1
2009-08-06 01:35 am UTC (link)
Always best to sweet talk and dance with the tiger. So to not to be horribly kill?

Where is that from?

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[info]psychop_rex
2009-08-06 07:22 am UTC (link)
Awwwwww...

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[info]cyberghostface
2009-08-05 11:19 pm UTC (link)

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 11:37 pm UTC (link)
Being on that elephant is no protection.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4FWjxN-vcts

What's with the sticks?




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[info]ashtoreth
2009-08-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
To steer the elephant, I think.

..I heard that tigers won't usually attack anyone on an elephant, that's why elephants are so popular as riding animals in the jungle there. What pissed off that tiger?

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-06 08:44 am UTC (link)
Oh, that makes sense. Like a riding crop for a horse.

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[info]kingrockwell
2009-08-05 11:56 pm UTC (link)
Stop, that's too adorable!
oh and one of them is backwards make it stop!
there goes my not-having-diabetes!

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[info]psychop_rex
2009-08-06 07:23 am UTC (link)
Holy crap, that's cute. It's a shame that my mind keeps thinking of the tasty snack known as 'Pigs in a Blanket'.

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[info]lady_mondegreen
2009-08-05 09:56 pm UTC (link)
It was a Siberian tiger. Crush the Communists!

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[info]mullon
2009-08-05 10:22 pm UTC (link)
No! We need them as our allies...for now.

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-05 10:53 pm UTC (link)
Comrade Tiger does his part in the class struggle!

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[info]ashtoreth
2009-08-06 04:57 am UTC (link)
That tiger was a NAZI.

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[info]chocochuy
2009-08-06 10:54 pm UTC (link)
That will teach that facist feline that no one messes with Captain Effin' America

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[info]dr_hermes
2009-08-07 01:45 am UTC (link)
You just don't eat innocent passersby in his town. He has zero tolerance for humans as meals.

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