Sudden realization -- I *am* Etta Candy. That explains everything about my life. Food doesn't argue back or leave you on a Saturday night, it always tastes good.
I just don't want to be too fat to punch bad guys or strangle the bimbo who is trying to hurt my kid brother, that would just disappoint Wonder Woman and I don't want that!
Didja notice that even the slinky Latina is named after a food stuff? Pepitas are pumpkin seeds, particularly yummy when freshly toasted and salted.