If the guards are Italians, why are they dressed like - and talking like - Mexicans? And while, in all fairness, Marston is not all THAT far off in saying 'all Latins love music' (most of them do, in my experience), it's still a vast overstatement, to say the least. One of the few bad things I have to say about Marston is that, while he may have been progressive in his feminist views, he certainly wasn't in his racial ones.