Or that His Stryfeness would actually say "ARGH!" at being knocked off a precipice. Because he has telekinesis. I almost can't believe that Marvel is still publishing this title; I mean, bringing back Darkhawk? Sure. I'm with Chris Sims - Darkhawk is the nineties at their least offensive. But STRYFE? I'm an old school X-Force girl, I like Cable, but this is so comically bad that I have a hard time believing that the editorial staff in charge of this book aren't sitting in their offices and cubes laughing their asses off that people are actually buying it. I keep expecting random kittens or the Spanish Inquisition to suddenly show up to make it clear that it's parody.