One of the thing that troubles me about the Sons of the Bat and THE Dark Knight himself is that Bruce would go into battle against the undead with a plan. Not this "yeah though I walk through the valley the undead, I shall fear no evil for I carry a mighty boom stick" stuff that the kids are doing.
No, I mean Bruce would charge down their throats with Plan A, Plan B, Plan shove C-4 down some undead maw and pop a cap in his ass. They're dead already, Bruce has no reason to hold back! Bruce would roll on through like a nightmare, with Bat-tle Armor and with NAPALM, Etrigan and a fricking Bat toys especially made just in case the dead rise full of whoop ass pyrotechnics based off of Firefly's designs! Scorched Earth kind of stuff!!! "I kick ass for the Lord" kind of wrath!!!
Enough cleansing flame prepared just in case Poison Ivy's babies get beyond her control!! Enough BOOM BOOM to make Mother Nature piss her pantsuit!!! You don't hear the sound of zombies screams, but you know the sound a zombie makes when it fries!!!
C'mon boys, dig around the cave! You know Bruce left the utensils and recipe for fresh BBQ undead, with original herbs and spices. Something that would make zombies fear the Batman. Flame throwers are for the army redshirts... you are the Sons of the Bat!!! Break out the stuff that lets you leave hot, molten black glass in your wake. Want some, GET some!! Yeeee-ah!!!
(I love Tropic Thunder)
*ahem* I do look forward to the other Blackest Night entries, too.