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Tweak says, "It's bigger on the inside"

bluefall (bluefall) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-05-16 14:52:00

Entry tags:

char: cheetah/barbara minerva, char: wonder woman/diana of themyscira, creator: gail simone, creator: greg rucka, publisher: dc comics, series: when wondy was awesome, series: world of wondy

WWwA update, and Diana's take on 24
Look, pretty Diana!

For those who're interested, Chapter 17 of When Wondy was Awesome (in which Veronica Cale is Not A Nice Person and Diana writes a book) is now up at my journal. I can't put it here, because while each individual chapter is actually not so bad, the Rucka set as a whole is in flagrant violation of the 1/3 rule, and there was no way I could trim it down from the 1/2 issue format of our old LJ incarnation without shredding it. But it's good stuff, so go over there anyway. ^_^

Offered, for once, without comment.

From Rucka:

From Simone:

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	bluefall 2009-05-16 04:30 pm UTC (link)
	... I must confess I would find that an acceptable substitute for Chuma. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

box_in_the_box
2009-05-16 04:36 pm UTC (link)

Seriously, it would be so much more awesome if they would simply ACKNOWLEDGE what they're doing with the sexualities of these characters, up front.

Keep Dr. Minerva's high IQ as The Cougar, but make it a condition of her transformation that it gives her ... an itch to scratch, so that Chad The Buff Henchdude could serve two purposes at once, even as she reacted with disdain to his own lack of intellect. It could be the new Joker/Harley!

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	bluefall 2009-05-16 04:44 pm UTC (link)
	Chad needs a barbed-wire tattoo around one upper arm, I think. And if possible, an obvious nuance to his obvious British accent that marks him as a total chav. And he thinks Diana is hot and never fails to say so, which results in a lot of getting cuffed around by Minerva. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

box_in_the_box
2009-05-16 04:54 pm UTC (link)

NO NO NO

HE MUST HAVE A KEANU-ESQUE SO-CAL ACCENT

AND INSTEAD OF BARBED WIRE, HE MUST HAVE ONE OF THOSE MICRONESIAN TRIBAL TATTOOS THAT WERE ALL THE RAGE AMONG UPPER-MIDDLE-CLASS WHITE COLLEGE KIDS IN THE 1990S

AND PIERCINGS - HE MUST HAVE AT LEAST ONE NIPPLE PIERCED, AS WELL AS A TONGUE-STUD, WHICH HE WILL NEVER FAIL TO MENTION "DRIVES THE LADIES WILD, WHEN THE CHAD-MEISTER'S TONGUE GOES DEEP-SEA DIVING IN THEIR SWEET TRENCHES"

BUT YES, HE MUST TOTALLY GET A PAINFULLY OBVIOUS HARD-ON IN HIS SPANDEX SHORTS, WHENEVER HE SEES DIANA, AND HE WOULD TOTALLY TRY TO "BREAK UP" THE FIGHTS BETWEEN DIANA AND MINERVA BY SUGGESTING THEY COME TOGETHER TO FORM "A CHAD SANDWICH"

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	bluefall 2009-05-16 05:13 pm UTC (link)
	I want to see him get in a fistfight with Snapper. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	box_in_the_box 2009-05-17 02:25 am UTC (link)
	Over what? Who could be the biggest hipster? (Reply to this) (Parent)

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