You can always quote Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons and just say "there is no emoticon for what I am feeling". :D
I have honestly never had any desire to read Gilmore Girls fanfic. I generally don't like fanfic for television shows, because it's hard to get character voices down when a large part of it is what the actors bring to it, and not just the writing. Which makes it especially hard for GG fic to work, because so much of what goes on is in how the lines are said. I went searching for some once a few years back, and never again.
(Mind you, I think I read Beast Wars fanfic when I was 15/16, so...I probably shouldn't talk.)