|thanekos (thanekos) wrote in scans_daily,|
@ 2009-04-25 19:20:00
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The Seeds Of Galactic Scourges Of The Future Lie In Tony Stark's Relative Past
so, it's the 31st century in a divergent Marvel Universe, and there's yet another galactic scourge coming into play.
They're matriarchal world hopping conquerors, you see, who seek out resource-rich worlds using deadly cyborg scouts. When an acceptable world is found, they descend in waves of power armor clad soldiers and highly advanced weaponry, defeating their declared foes and claiming their resources to power their techno-religious highly advanced society.
yup, the Stark.
you know what that means?
Tony Stark fucked up again.
but, to be fair, he was trying to do good. and here to explain why it all went bad is Uatu, because hey why not?
Mars. go figure, eh?
I'm not sure you can reverse engineer the entire way to computers from BIG SCARY HARD SKYROCK, even with that much time, but who knows? Maybe Tony left an instruction manual in there.
In the future, sentient entities will be bowing to statues of Tony Stark. (I guess he left a picture or two in there, for the sun's posterity.) Suck on that, Captain America!
(yes, the Guardians of the Galaxy're looking for his shield and all that. Or whatever they're doing; I just looked this up because the Stark sounded like one heck of a footnote.)
" ... the one they're fighting on! " Yeah, go looking for the issues if you want more on that.
oh, and two pages of Stark interaction:
yeah, that's Taserface. he shoots energy from his face, hence the name.
(the page where he does that is pretty funny: " There is a reason I am called Taserface! ")
I include that just because of the pretty funny phrase " May Stark have mercy on her soul. "
and I include that because of " A woman killing another woman? Unbelievable. " and the spittle.
also, swearing by Tony Stark will never not be snicker-worthy.