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espanolbot (espanolbot) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-04-21 13:22:00

Entry tags:

char: mary jane watson, char: spider-man/peter parker, char: wolverine/logan/james howlett, title: ultimate spider-man, title: ultimate team-up

Ultimate Peter and MJ have "the talk"
Inspired by this post,
http://asylums.insanejournal.com/scans_daily/233061.html#cutid1

...I decided to post what Ultimate Spider-Man's views of teenager sex were.

Sorry about the size of the letters, my scanner was playing up.

It begins in MJ's room, and she and Peter are fooling around,

After this MJ panics and spends most of the issue hiding from Peter, while he obsesses about what he should do. Oh, and fighting Ultimate Mysterio.

Here's the conclusion to the issue, and what they decide to do regarding getting to third base,

Which resolves things nicely and is actually kind of sweet...

Or it would be if this wasn't a tie-in to Ultimatum, which considering Peter has disappeared according to the solicits following the crossover, it means that he was probably killed gruesomely somewhere along the lines. By the new handsless, rapist version of Ultimate Pyro (don't ask) burning him to death or some such.

Which would mean that the closest Peter and MJ get to actually expressing their feelings towards one another in a physical way happened when Ultimate Wolverine ended up in a bodyswap situation with Peter, and tried to do something unspecified with an unknowing MJ.
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...and judging from his reaction to meeting her in an earlier Ultimate Team-Up issue, he at least had some forethought into whatever he did with her,

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icon_uk
2009-04-21 10:16 am UTC (link)

That's a nice scene at the start, with MJ and Peter being the repsonsible people we know they are, whether they want to be or not (And Peter acknowledging that he really DID want to do it... a LOT)

And I'm with Peter all the way there in those last pages, what Jean did was beyond despicable. And for her to get coy about what she did, instead of grovelling an apology, when she surely must have some idea what Logan did (Which is also despicable) just from scanning their minds, I'm not sure I have words for that I can use on this forum without getting a warning.

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	espanolbot 2009-04-21 10:42 am UTC (link)
	He also goes on to start hitting on Liz Allen (who, like MJ and Peter, is also 15 years old) when she moved over to Ultimate X-Men... Yeah. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	sistermagpie 2009-04-21 10:45 am UTC (link)
	Um...wow. That's sleazy! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

espanolbot
2009-04-21 10:49 am UTC (link)

Towards the beginning of the series he dropped Cyclops down a ravine in the Savage Lands (which resulted in him breaking both his legs and having to survive on bugs on several days until Magneto's guys saved him), so that he could have sex with the grieving Jean.

She was also a teenager at the time, though I think that she said that she was 19, so... marginally less creepy then what he did with MJ and Liz.

Though Jean only worked out what happened AFTER she had slept with him, so yeah, not a nice guy.

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	unknownscribler 2009-04-21 11:07 am UTC (link)
	Given Jean's a fucking psychic and should have picked up what happened, I think I've pretty much lost all respect for her. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	espanolbot 2009-04-21 11:08 am UTC (link)
	The metal coating his head hid it from her when he didn't think about it directly, at least that's what I think they said. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	unknownscribler 2009-04-21 01:00 pm UTC (link)
	The same metal that presumably did sod all to stop her completely xeroxing his mind into someone else and dumping theirs into his? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	espanolbot 2009-04-21 01:04 pm UTC (link)
	The very same. From the comments that Bendis littered through the storyline he didn't really want to do it, but since he was asked to by editorial he just decided to parody the cliched plot device instead. As Scott said, even the X-Men are unsure that Jean could actually do what the plot said she did. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	To second what espanolbot said? box_in_the_box 2009-04-21 03:55 pm UTC (link)
	Bendis actually appeared, AS HIMSELF, to say, in the MIDDLE OF THE STORY, how stupid the story was, and he even called the story "JUMPING THE SHARK." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: To second what espanolbot said? jlbarnett 2009-04-21 09:50 pm UTC (link)
	so he can tell when ideas are bad? I didn't think he had the ability. This seems like it might have the advantage of being cute even if nonsensical. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	kamino_neko 2009-04-21 11:57 am UTC (link)
	... OMG...Chii. I'm...hypnotized by the cute... (And attempt to retaliate with Matsuri!) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	proteus_lives 2009-04-21 11:48 pm UTC (link)
	It is very cute and so is your icon! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	kamino_neko 2009-04-22 12:24 am UTC (link)
	It's hard to compete with a kitty playing on a keyboard, but Matsuri's a good start. >_> (Maybe I can make an icon of one of the scenes of her chasing John...combine the two forms of cute.) (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unknownscribler 2009-04-21 11:08 am UTC (link)
	It's an understandably Ultimatesized riff on his 616 compunction for teaming up with jailbait. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	unknownscribler 2009-04-21 11:05 am UTC (link)
	The only thing worse than what Jean did is the art from the last scans (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cainofdreaming 2009-04-21 12:49 pm UTC (link)
	Hey, if the art's any indication Wolverine's off to join the legions of harem mangas. Which I heartily approve. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	majingojira 2009-04-22 02:46 pm UTC (link)
	You mean he hasn't? I, for one, welcome the idea of Wolverine Muyo! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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