Seriously. Instead of bringing in Damien they should have just given Bruce a random baby. Adorableness and less angst would abound. He would have to stop yelling "my parents are DEAD" because Alfred would hit him with a bottle and remind him "you ARE a parent now." Dick, Jason, and Tim would stand to the side going "that's what we've been telling him for YEARS.
Maybe I'm just thinking of Batman and Sons. You know what, I think that's gonna be my canon from now on. What I get in the shop is just someone's Elseworld.