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uadlika (uadlika) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-04-20 22:27:00

Entry tags:

char: batman/bruce wayne, char: catwoman/holly robinson, char: catwoman/selina kyle, char: robin/red robin/tim drake, char: wildcat/ted grant, creator: david lopez, creator: will pfeifer, publisher: dc comics, series: bat/cat, title: catwoman

You want Bat/Cat cuteness?
I'll GIVE you Bat/Cat cuteness. Well, mostly, sorta. Well, I'll give you the annotated history of Helena Kyle. Who is she, some may ask. Well Helena was an attempt by DC to ~~screw with shippers like me~~, um, shake up Catwoman a bit. Yeah...

Once Upon a One Year Later.....

Catwoman had a baby....

and named her Helena. "Irina Dubrovna" is an alias that Selina is using, so I supposed technically it's Helena Dubrovna but hush.

Helena gets very special visitors:

See that? That is the writers teasing us.

I want the teddy bear panel blown up and framed on my wall.

The new Catwoman is Holly, whom I admittedly don't know much about aside from the fact that she is Selina's good friend and has a partner named Karon, and is also Catwoman. This scan was mostly for the bottom two panels.

Helena has cool babysitters:

Heh, loves a man in a mask. She is so her mommy's daughter.

Helena sometimes gets to go on cool adventures:

If you want the answer to that question Selina, I suggest you look over here.

Helena gets kidnapped/threatened a lot. She's practically a Robin in training. So Selina asks Bruce to come over cause she needs help...

And they come up with a plan...

Worst terrorist EVER.

But do not despair, for all is not what is seems:

Even though she and Helena were "dead," Selina was still fearful. So she went to visit Bruce one more time...

Ooh, symbolism there.

Anyways, Selina asks Bruce for one more favor...

The End.

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	crinosg 2009-04-20 10:15 pm UTC (link)
	You know, when that scan of Batman with the teddy came up, there was speculation on what kind of high tech surveillance equipment was jammed into that thing. I do not envy any criminal or child predator who tried to mess with that kid. (Reply to this) (Thread)

zhinxy
2009-04-20 10:48 pm UTC (link)

I do not envy any criminal or child predator who tried to mess with that kid.

Well, you'd think that, but somehow it managed to be the primary hobby of every baddy within a thirty mile radius of the crib... Again, I think it was a case of WHAT THE HECK ARE WE GONNA DO WITH THIS OYL PLOT BABY ANYWAY... UH, THREATEN IT UNTIL SHE GIVES IT UP FOR ADOPTION that I don't pin entirely on Pfeifer's head, but was still quite tiresome and hackneyed. And that's all I have to say about that lest I explode into a giant fireball of wank. ;)

	chipsnopotatoes 2009-04-20 10:54 pm UTC (link)
	you really think the shadow that Bruce was talking to is Helena? I'm half expecting it to be Talia (no!no!no!) since she's conspicuously absent. I like your theory much better though. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	uadlika 2009-04-21 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Me too. Do you see any other dad in my post? Nope, just the Bat. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	icon_uk 2009-04-21 10:36 am UTC (link)
	If Batman has taught us anything about childraising (beyond kids in bright colours survive more often than you'd think) it's that genetics has bugger all to do with whether you are a child's parent or not. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	pyrotwilight 2009-04-20 11:41 pm UTC (link)
	In a few years from now we'll have two more teenage superheroine martial arts fighters... One will be brown haired and one will be blonde haired. Due to miraculous luck the couple who adopted Helena also adopted Spoiler's baby. I want this as a future story. It's the only way to redeem the b'aww both induced. (Reply to this) (Thread)