Doom does not look shit up on Wikipedia. He tells his kitchen staff, "There shall be winkles", and THEY have to look it up on Wikipedia.
Nor does he make lame excuses. "My people are not malnourished. They have as much as they require; more would simply make them fat and lazy. Such indulgences are best left to those of us with sufficient refinement to appreciate them."
I'll give 'em credit for nailing Loki's honeyed tongue and Balder's dry sarcasm, though.