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Tweak says, "Tweak can stay."

3goodtimes (3goodtimes) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-11-03 21:56:00

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char: alfred pennyworth, char: batman/bruce wayne, char: black canary/dinah lance, char: green arrow/oliver queen, char: green lantern/kyle rayner, char: robin/red robin/tim drake, char: superman/clark kent, char: wonder woman/diana of themyscira, title: final crisis, title: jla, title: superman/batman, title: trinity

Superman/Batman, Trinity, JLA, Final Crisis

An itty bitty alternate universe version of the JLA shows up in the batcave to traumatize Alfred in Superman/Batman #51.

Tiny!Batman is disgruntled. Big!Batman looks disturbed by the adorable fuzzy-floaty bats.

Tim is horrible with women, even when they're roughly the size of chihuahuas. Tiny!Flash makes a penis joke.

In Superman/Batman #52, the Tiny!JLA watch Tiny Titans on TV! Tiny!Batman needs a Batnap because he's grouchy. Big!Batman is ~~not~~ more mature.

Speaking of weird shit, check out this gorilla-vs-Robins fight from Trinity #10.

Tim fails again at being a lady's man.

To be fair Dick, just because you'd seduce and marry anyone including a giant gorilla in a metal corset doesn't mean Tim has to.

In other news, Bruce is half-naked and sweaty in Diana's lap in JLA #70 due to some time warp fever or something.

I have no idea what happened to Diana's face in the last panel.

Apparently, when Batman gets time-warp fever he seduces Wonder Woman then performs monologues about death for Green Lantern and has vaguely pumpkin-shaped biceps. See? It's all right here in JLA #73.

What a stubbly, stubbly badass.

In a random twist, this post ends with a Final Crisis, Star Trek: Wrath of Khan kiss between Ollie and Dinah.

I enjoy Oliver's facial expression in that last panel. I like to pretend The Flash just waltzed in naked smothered in marmalade wearing a giant, purple pimp hat.

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	better? 3goodtimes 2009-11-04 05:09 am UTC (link)
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	Re: better? neuhallidae 2009-11-04 05:32 am UTC (link)
	I'd have hurt something laughing if I hadn't asked that same question myself several times over the years. XD (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? cmdr_zoom 2009-11-04 05:58 am UTC (link)
	And he's presenting it to the reader as she asks. Now that's (fan)service. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? icon_uk 2009-11-04 08:14 am UTC (link)
	The little sigh he gives is fun because it was actually on its way to becoming a recurring theme in Nicieza's use of Nightwing, he has the three villainesses he fights in the Return of Ra's al Ghul storyline, say exactly the same thing, and improves it by having him add the nonchalant reply "Well, I really don't see how..." (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? zordboy 2009-11-04 08:21 am UTC (link)
	There's something wonderful about the fact that Dick's got such a fine backside that it's moved from a recurring joke amongst the fans, to a recurring joke amongst his colleagues and opponents. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

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icon_uk
2009-11-04 10:52 am UTC (link)

See also the end of JLA/Titans where Huntress, Starfire and Flamebird are chatting and watching Dick walk past and trying to agree on what it his finest feature... is it his chest... his eyes... or his ass (That one from Bette, surprise, surprise)

Next panel we see Dick absolutely red in the face with embarassment as he's clearly heard every word. He's cute like that.

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	Re: better? jelly_ace 2009-11-04 01:12 pm UTC (link)
	I think I saw that somewhere. Was it ever posted on S_D? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? zordboy 2009-11-04 01:24 pm UTC (link)
	Probably. The whole story is excellent and worth reading anyway. But that little moment was pretty awesome. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? jelly_ace 2009-11-05 01:25 am UTC (link)
	Or maybe it was in a BM/WW fanfic I read? Three superheroines were commenting on Dick's deliciousness when Diana commented, If you think he's [insert comment on said deliciousness], you should try the Sr. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? x5455 2009-11-04 01:32 pm UTC (link)
	Scans or it didn't happen! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? icon_uk 2009-11-04 02:19 pm UTC (link)
	I'll see if I can dig out my back issues... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? icon_uk 2009-11-04 02:35 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, here it is, sorry, it's Argent, not Starfire (Which makes more sense, since she's hardly the sort to swap Nightwing highlights with Helena and Bette, she HAD that fine little booty all to herself for years and they either had an improbable one night stand or simply lusted from afar) (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? x5455 2009-11-04 03:27 pm UTC (link)
	YAY!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? icon_uk 2009-11-04 05:40 pm UTC (link)
	You an almost HEAR his assorted bodyparts clenching up in embarrassment as he walks away can't you? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? jelly_ace 2009-11-05 01:30 am UTC (link)
	Clench. Heh. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? sistermagpie 2009-11-04 04:41 pm UTC (link)
	Heh. Yes, Starfire might have voted for something else given her unique opportunities for study... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? schala_kid 2009-11-04 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I think in the Collector arc of Action Comics written by Busiek (before the third Kryptonian thing) where Nightwing sneaks in to save Superman and other imprisoned character, Livewire makes a comment about his butt and pinches it and you see Dick making a :O expression. Dick, Booster and Peter have the best asses in comicdom. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? triss-neya.livejournal.com 2009-11-04 10:04 am UTC (link)
	I love this part, both with the little sigh here and later, in Nicieza's run with the awesome reply :D (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Re: better? icon_uk 2009-11-04 02:20 pm UTC (link)
	IIRC This actually came out after the Ra's Al Ghul story. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	Re: better? toasty_fresh 2009-11-04 05:51 pm UTC (link)
	Yesss! (Reply to this) (Parent)

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