I'm asking this because I am not familiar with most X-Men history, if I can help it. Are you telling me Wolverine actually would go around self-narrating, calling himself the "Ol' Canucklehead"? Seriously?
Ennis is on record as disliking Wolverine, so the story made me smile. But the dwarves thing was dumb. I got the feeling this one had been meant for John McCrea--it seems like it's suited to his style.