If you can't get laid in the Sengoku Jidai, you're not trying.
Testing out the new InsaneJournal account to see if I can get the hang of it, and I figured, my first post on the old Scans Daily was Ninja Turtles, so why not make my first post in this community Ninja Turtles too? Because what was true then is true now: The world needs more Ninja Turtles.
This is from issue 3 of the Leonardo: Blind Sight miniseries. Leo was poisoned in an attack, and now he's blind. But according to all the tests, his eyes are fine now, so Splinter figures that the blindness might be psychosomatic. To get Leo's vision back, Splinter prescribes a vision quest, and after drinking some of sensei's 'special' tea...
Whoaaa, man. Far out. Heeheehee... wait, whut? Was I talking about something?
Anyway, after the cosmos quits swirling, Leo finds himself in feudal Japan...
(Damn, that is some gooood tea.)
...Where he is the sole samurai protector of a small village, whose occupants know and love him as their guardian turtle spirit. And a few of them apparently love him as more than that...
Okay, I've just gotta ask. Is what happened right before that last panel... what I think just happened? And if so, well.... Good God, how? HOW? The guy has a cloaca!