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Tweak says, "THERE...ARE...FOUR...LIGHTS!"

drsevarius (drsevarius) wrote in scans_daily,
@ 2009-10-12 19:40:00

Entry tags:

char: hope summers, creator: david finch, event: second coming, group: x-men, publisher: marvel comics

X-Men: The Second Coming

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	yaseen101 2009-10-12 11:57 pm UTC (link)
	Looks like everyone and their mother has been taking steroids for break fast. Also when did Emma get breast reductions? I mean they are smaller than they usually are. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cainofdreaming 2009-10-13 12:06 am UTC (link)
	Looks like everyone and their mother has been taking steroids for break fast. Aiee! Cabletitis has gone viral. Save yourselves! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 12:14 am UTC (link)
	It's a mutated strain for Lifielditis! It will give your women big boobs, small hips , unnaturally long legs and a grotesque figure! PS: You are lucky, because I almost googled Cabletitis until I did a double take. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	foxhack 2009-10-13 12:22 am UTC (link)
	I read that as Cabletits. o_o (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 12:26 am UTC (link)
	I'm surprised you didn't read Lifielditis the same way. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deepspaceartist 2009-10-13 12:42 am UTC (link)
	But.. but.. Emma looks almost normal on that cover! Is she somehow immune? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 12:45 am UTC (link)
	No, Cableitis is what's affecting the people on the cover which is a mutated strain from the Lifeilditis virus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	deepspaceartist 2009-10-13 12:49 am UTC (link)
	But then what is it that appears to be affecting Psylocke but not Emma or Rogue? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nezchan 2009-10-13 02:29 am UTC (link)
	It makes sense if it's sexually transmitted. That would make Emma the carrier, and Rogue could be all no touchie and thus immune. As long as we're on the subject, CABLE'S GUN IS AS LONG AS HE IS TALL, WTF? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 06:08 am UTC (link)
	"CABLE'S GUN IS AS LONG AS HE IS TALL, WTF?" I'm sure there's a penis joke somewhere there but I'm not going to say it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	deepspaceartist 2009-10-13 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	To be fair, at least he is muscly enough and has a robotic arm, so he might be able to actually lift it. Or perhaps it's a superFuture lighter then it looks gun? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	nezchan 2009-10-13 12:45 pm UTC (link)
	It could just be a really big bottle of Powerthirst, I guess. Maybe Cable needs his electrolytes. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	aaron_bourque 2009-10-13 02:37 am UTC (link)
	Also when did Emma get breast reductions? I mean they are smaller than they usually are. I guess she lent hers to Dagger. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	autumn_lily 2009-10-13 04:44 am UTC (link)
	Enormous muscles...unnecessarily large gun... QUICK! CHECK FOR POUCHES! SEE IF THEY HAVE FEET! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 06:09 am UTC (link)
	I checked, thank god, it's only an impersonator. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	jcbaggee 2009-10-13 07:08 am UTC (link)
	Actually, you'll notice all the feet are conveniently hidden in the shin-deep rubble they've all wadded through to pose dramatically in. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	autumn_lily 2009-10-13 09:51 pm UTC (link)
	Someone may wish to check to see if Liefeld killed this artist (I couldn't find the name) and is now wearing his skin... (Reply to this) (Parent)

	autumn_lily 2009-10-13 04:48 am UTC (link)
	Also? Cyclops' crotch has turned into an deep abyss... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	yaseen101 2009-10-13 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Must be his secondary mutation. That black hole looks like as if a truck could drive through it. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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