That's what I call fickle. 'Spider-Man is my one true love! I love him - I worship him - I adore him! I'd turn him into a criminal if it meant he'd be with me! But now I have to choose between him and... and... sweet, sweee-ee-eet golden Hosh... Hoshtesh Tsh... *swallows mouthful of saliva* Hostess Twinkies! I love them, too! I love, worship and adore them! I wonder if there's any way to turn them into criminals...?'