Peter B. Parker (spiderdad) wrote in saveatlantisic, @ 2019-03-26 11:14:00 |
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Entry tags: | *andrea, *natasha, clint barton, jim kirk, kara calrissian, marlene mckinnon, peter b parker |
So, I can already lift like, 10 tons. I promise I didn't need these bursting muscles just cause I ate a salad for once. They tore my favorite shirt! ... which I can fix myself, but I really want a reason to complain, and my Spidey suit stretches enough sooooo. That's all I've got.
[TEAM NUMERO UNO! (Marcus Cole, Kára Calrissian and Jesse McCree)]
HEY TEAM. So we've got a dude that thinks he's a Spider, a guy that's literally a crocodile demon thing, a cowboy that's way better at guns than I am, and an Asgardian.... is Han Solo your godfather? I really need to know because of fanfic I wrote when I was 15.
Basically I'm probably the worst team leader of all of them. Or the best, if you also hate running and like pizza parties on Fridays. Let's do some terrible icebreaker memes! I'll go first.
You have to sing karaoke, what song do you pick? I pick Torn, by Natalie Imbruglia. Because it speaks to my soul.