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Tweak says, "do do do do do BANANA PHONE"

The Judges Of Sabra La Tau (sabra_la_iudex) wrote in sabra_la_tau,
@ 2010-12-12 10:40:00

Entry tags:

!history, apollo justice, flonne, kudo shinichi, rolo lamperouge, {gaara}, {{{almaz von almadine adamant}}}, {{{mao}}}, {{{mikaila}}}, {{{tailmon}}}

Who: Bunnycorn
Where: Lepus and Monoceros
When: King’s Year 199, summer
What:

[It’s always a shame to lose one or your hideous abominations of science. They were created not just with long nights and spare parts, but with hopes and dreams. From the “It’s alive!” moment to the first peasant it devours, each monster carries many fond memories of its own uniquely accursed existence.]

[But they’re all dying now; not due to angry mobs or plucky heroes with swords going snickety-snack, but simply poor environmental adaption. You really should have weatherproofed them better. And with Lepus’s primary predators on the decline, a new creature has stepped up to fill the niche: the Lepus lepus, a soft, woobie-eyed bunny with large ears and big feet and sharp, pointy teeth. These days it seems like you can barely walk outside without stepping on one (or two, as there is a reason for their rapid reproduction rate).]

[They’ve invaded the neighboring country of Monoceros as well, but Monoceros has a far greater disaster on their hands. Before they knew it, they had the greatest supply of vinegar in all the land. That’s what happens when all your booze goes bad.]

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huff_huff
2010-12-12 01:55 am UTC (link)

[conquered Monoceros last night after he had to put down his giant eyeball tentacle slime chimera (with built-in death ray and real Kung-fu grip), and has been ruling it from a horizontal angle on your couch ever since]

[AND FOR THE RECORD HE WASN'T CRYING ABOUT IT THAT WAS JUST YOUR IMAGINATION AND MAYBE ALSO HE'S ALLERGIC TO YOUR STUPID FACE]

Shut up. Who cares.

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	failhero 2010-12-12 01:56 am UTC (link)
	Something's very wrong if this is happening! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huff_huff 2010-12-12 02:04 am UTC (link)
	And I'm not the one causing it! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	failhero 2010-12-12 02:05 am UTC (link)
	The Gods must be in a terrible mood with us... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huff_huff 2010-12-12 02:07 am UTC (link)
	Hmph. I even did what they said for the first time in my life and prepared to wreak havoc! The ingrates! I'll destroy them all! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	failhero 2010-12-12 02:09 am UTC (link)
	.............what (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	huff_huff 2010-12-12 02:11 am UTC (link)
	It was going to be a surprise, but I suppose it doesn't matter now. You know that priest who came around awhile back? I'm almost entirely sure that's what he wanted. I even made the perfect monster... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	lawfulreception 2010-12-12 02:22 am UTC (link)
	Why would you want a hand in it?! Ending the world means not having anything left to conquer. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiderella 2010-12-12 04:57 am UTC (link)
	[in an effort to make himself feel better, Mikhail has chosen this time to harass Mao.] You! Here's the proof you're not a real demon overlord, once and for all! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	spiderella 2010-12-12 05:22 am UTC (link)
	It doesn't take a wild imagination to see that if you were a real demon lord, this would be all your fault, and you'd be gloating! Isn't that what you types are supposed to do, ruin things for the mortal population!? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)