InsaneJournal

Who: Hydra + YOU
Where: The northern baths.
When: Day 191, late afternoon.
What: And then Hydra accidentally your baths with a cavepecker.

[SO THIS HAPPENED, SPECIFICALLY THIS]

[and then, preceded briefly by a LOUD DRILLING NOISE, the "roof" of the baths cave in!! rock and debris come crashing down! and there's a giant cavepecker! . . . which promptly fucks off. leaving you with just a handful of wounded Hydra and one Vulpecula tumbling down and splashing into the water]

[which is now turning red. good times had by all, I do say, I do say!]