Following in my mun's grand tradition of stealing ideas (with permission) from her, my home cupboard is now open for questioning. Ask us anything you want to know, or even anything you don't-want-to-know-but-can't-help-wondering.
Note: Melkor, Tevildo, Dru, Shelob, Uldor and I all reserve the right to Lie, to Not Answer, or to Mock You in response.