Wth? Weren't you the one who Learned His Lesson because of that gender-swap a while back? Didn't you give up on your whoring ways or something along those lines? Right before you realized that, hey, you really did want a piece of my ass, after all?
It's really becoming quite difficult to maintain the pretense appearance of being the stern authoritarian father-figure when you keep making me my mun squee all the time.
My mun was channel surfing earlier in an attempt to find something half-decent to watch in her semi-conscious state, and she found you! Why didn't we know you were in Arachnophobia, hmm?
My mun is watching George and the Dragon at the moment. She says you make one sexy-ass Crusader, even if Val Kilmer and Patrick Swayze are killing her with bad, bad funneh.