joker would like you to (playalong) wrote in rooms, @ 2014-04-10 04:24:00 |
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Entry tags: | *journal, bruce wayne, joker |
Private to Batman
[Private to Batman]
[A link to a private file download. Ooh, how high tech! It's really just a video shot with a handheld. We can't all have big movie budgets, after all.
The video is a bus full of children. Where the bus is, if it's even above ground, is impossible to tell. Their eyes are blindfolded. Their arms tied with rope. They're all shakely singing the song "Hey Diddle Diddle" over and over, their voices strained and wet from crying. The Joker is in the center waving his arms like a grand conductor. They sing the song at least five times until the only adult there, a school teacher bound and blindfolded, screams for help.]
No, no, no! Now we have to do it ALL OVER AGAIN!
[He raises a gun with the longest barrel anyone has ever seen and shoots the teacher dead. The children all scream and Joker smiles like it's music to his ears. The shrill crying lasts forever as the clown closes his eyes and takes a deep, deep breath. How beautiful. Finally, they all quiet out of fear they'll be shot next. Joker slowly slides towards the camera.]
I hate starting over. Don't you, Batman? Well, I guess we don't have much of a choice. Let's trade out one kitty cat for twelve children and one dead school teacher, hehe!
[Joker grabs the camera and leaves the bus as the children continue to cry and scream. There is no light. There is only darkness around his pale face.]
The Batman I knew could find a cure in one night. Let's see what you can do, Batsy! I say these brats have, oh maybe a few days left in them. Don't worry, I'll kill the hungry ones first!
[He turns and bellows for the children to start singing again before waving at the camera.] TOODLES! [End.]