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Tweak says, "It smells like a jock strap!"

Darby Blue doesn't like the Germs (cirsium) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-15 20:41:00

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character: darby blue, character: logan wood, character: matilda dukelow, character: oliver wood, character: percy weasley

And that is how you do it without doping, contrary to what whoever decided I was gonna piss in a cup wanted to believe.

Also, whoever claimed I knocked out that security guard is a fucking liar. I hit him with a table leg. By accident. Which I tripped over. By accident.

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	arulefollower 2017-07-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I am trying to visualise the physics of the situation as you describe it and I am unable to. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Allow me to assist. [Percy] [OOC: Included is a stick-figure 4-panel comic of what is unmistakably Darby flipping over a side table full of testing equipment after "tripping" over one of the legs. Once table's vertical integrity is compromised it is very evident that there was a mid-stumble toss involved.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Officially I cannot offer any sort of approval. Unofficially, as long as nobody got hurt, I do hope whatever they found was worth the trouble you caused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	No one got hurt. I'm not tryna get fired. Just pointing out that this is idiocy. I couldn't afford drugs if I was dick enough to want them. That was totally approval. I see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I can neither confirm nor deny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	So I am going to choose to interpret that in the manner most convenient for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. Though do try to be safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a total dunce, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. I merely wished to convey my concerns to express</s> I know you know how to handle and take care of yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-17 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm relieved. (Reply to this) (Parent)

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