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Tweak says, "VIVA LA VIE BOHEME."

Darby Blue doesn't like the Germs (cirsium) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-15 20:41:00

Entry tags:

character: darby blue, character: logan wood, character: matilda dukelow, character: oliver wood, character: percy weasley

And that is how you do it without doping, contrary to what whoever decided I was gonna piss in a cup wanted to believe.

Also, whoever claimed I knocked out that security guard is a fucking liar. I hit him with a table leg. By accident. Which I tripped over. By accident.

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	stint 2017-07-16 04:16 am UTC (link)
	What a tragic accident. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 05:03 am UTC (link)
	It was most horrible. All sorts of smashed vials and cups. I'm terribly embarrassed about the whole situation. What a shame. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stint 2017-07-16 07:26 pm UTC (link)
	And you know, it just couldn't have happened to nicer people. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 08:02 pm UTC (link)
	I am nothing if not benevolent and remorseful. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	stint 2017-07-16 09:31 pm UTC (link)
	Hopefully they have the finding to cover such unfortunate accidents when coming up for the budget for these stupid bloody tests. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 07:45 pm UTC (link)
	By accident. Why didn't I think of that. Oh wait. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 08:03 pm UTC (link)
	Just can't catch a break, eh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	Not exactly what I was thinking. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 09:15 pm UTC (link)
	Oh? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 09:24 pm UTC (link)
	Never mind, Blue. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 09:27 pm UTC (link)
	Sure thing, jackass. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-17 05:59 am UTC (link)
	I call you by your surname and all I get is name calling back. Didn't anyone ever teach you manners? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-17 12:40 pm UTC (link)
	No. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-18 03:35 am UTC (link)
	Figures. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	arulefollower 2017-07-16 07:47 pm UTC (link)
	I am trying to visualise the physics of the situation as you describe it and I am unable to. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	cirsium 2017-07-16 08:07 pm UTC (link)
	Allow me to assist. [Percy] [OOC: Included is a stick-figure 4-panel comic of what is unmistakably Darby flipping over a side table full of testing equipment after "tripping" over one of the legs. Once table's vertical integrity is compromised it is very evident that there was a mid-stumble toss involved.] (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 08:12 pm UTC (link)
	Officially I cannot offer any sort of approval. Unofficially, as long as nobody got hurt, I do hope whatever they found was worth the trouble you caused. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 08:16 pm UTC (link)
	No one got hurt. I'm not tryna get fired. Just pointing out that this is idiocy. I couldn't afford drugs if I was dick enough to want them. That was totally approval. I see you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 08:39 pm UTC (link)
	I can neither confirm nor deny. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 09:11 pm UTC (link)
	So I am going to choose to interpret that in the manner most convenient for me. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-16 09:16 pm UTC (link)
	Of course. Though do try to be safe. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-16 09:28 pm UTC (link)
	I'm not a total dunce, you know. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Darby arulefollower 2017-07-17 06:04 am UTC (link)
	Of course not. I merely wished to convey my concerns to express</s> I know you know how to handle and take care of yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	Percy cirsium 2017-07-17 12:41 pm UTC (link)
	I'm relieved. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	oliverwoodwould 2017-07-16 08:37 pm UTC (link)
	I piss in bottles when pissed. Its a talent really. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 08:40 pm UTC (link)
	You make our mother so proud. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2017-07-16 08:42 pm UTC (link)
	My aim is excellent. The examiners said they had never seen such form. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 08:43 pm UTC (link)
	When did you get called in, tosser? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	oliverwoodwould 2017-07-16 08:47 pm UTC (link)
	Yesterday. Might be a bit miffed. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	errordynamic 2017-07-16 09:14 pm UTC (link)
	Ah. So they thought that since one Wood brother might have an issue, they'd drag the other one in. That makes sense. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	gossiping 2017-07-17 03:18 pm UTC (link)
	It's always a shame when bad things happen to good people, isn't it? (Reply to this)

	_dumspirospero_ 2017-07-17 06:38 pm UTC (link)
	It is good to prove the doubters wrong, non? (Reply to this)