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Tweak says, "No."

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 23:48:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: noreen kirkby

I seemed to have acquired a dog. It began to follow me home and would not stop even when I tried to shoo it away. It's now getting its hair all over my Turkish rug.

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	blondemagic 2017-07-07 05:17 pm UTC (link)
	Best tell it that then. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 05:23 pm UTC (link)
	I checked, it's not an animagus. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 05:26 pm UTC (link)
	I'll consider the fact that I got you to check a personal victory. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 05:48 pm UTC (link)
	Congratulations. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 06:43 pm UTC (link)
	Although... I suppose it is a very real fear, isn't it? Magical stalkers are much more terrifying than Muggle ones. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-07 09:35 pm UTC (link)
	Well I hadn't had that thought until now. Thank you. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-07 09:47 pm UTC (link)
	I make it my life's work to think about how things can go horribly wrong and then do nothing about it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 02:15 am UTC (link)
	And you're brilliant at it. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no one's going to follow you home. For goodness' sake... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I give you a compliment and you insult me. I see how this friendship works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
	I assume that, across text, everyone speaks in sarcasm. And it wasn't an insult. It was an attempt to assuage any growing paranoia. Do you want someone to follow you home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Not unless I invite them back for a night of ravishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:00 am UTC (link)
	I... have such a difficult time imagining you as the 'ravishment' sort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Sex is a natural part of life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm not saying it isn't. I'm saying I think 'ravishment' would be too messy for you. At least a proper one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Are you looking to test that theory? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't actually expecting that question... Not at this current point in time. Besides, wouldn't want your new dog to get jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:30 am UTC (link)
	He's not my anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:36 am UTC (link)
	It followed you home and is rolling on your things. It claimed you. You are now a dog owner. Deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Too bad I gave away that bag of dog food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Plain boiled meat in small bites is an acceptable alternative until you can get more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	It ate my chicken fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Just because the dog eats them doesn't mean it's good for the dog! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're acting like I gave it my dinner. No, it took it without permission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)