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Tweak says, "let me see yo grillz!"

Percy {knows things} Weasley (encyclopedic) wrote in quiddtalk,
@ 2017-07-06 23:48:00

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character: benjy jiang, character: noreen kirkby

I seemed to have acquired a dog. It began to follow me home and would not stop even when I tried to shoo it away. It's now getting its hair all over my Turkish rug.

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	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 02:15 am UTC (link)
	And you're brilliant at it. Cheers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 02:20 am UTC (link)
	Oh, no one's going to follow you home. For goodness' sake... (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:18 am UTC (link)
	I give you a compliment and you insult me. I see how this friendship works. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 03:25 am UTC (link)
	I assume that, across text, everyone speaks in sarcasm. And it wasn't an insult. It was an attempt to assuage any growing paranoia. Do you want someone to follow you home? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 03:38 am UTC (link)
	Not unless I invite them back for a night of ravishment. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:00 am UTC (link)
	I... have such a difficult time imagining you as the 'ravishment' sort. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:07 am UTC (link)
	Sex is a natural part of life. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:14 am UTC (link)
	I'm not saying it isn't. I'm saying I think 'ravishment' would be too messy for you. At least a proper one. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:21 am UTC (link)
	Are you looking to test that theory? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:24 am UTC (link)
	I wasn't actually expecting that question... Not at this current point in time. Besides, wouldn't want your new dog to get jealous. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:30 am UTC (link)
	He's not my anything. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:36 am UTC (link)
	It followed you home and is rolling on your things. It claimed you. You are now a dog owner. Deal with it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 04:45 am UTC (link)
	Too bad I gave away that bag of dog food. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:49 am UTC (link)
	Plain boiled meat in small bites is an acceptable alternative until you can get more. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 05:08 am UTC (link)
	It ate my chicken fingers. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 05:35 am UTC (link)
	Just because the dog eats them doesn't mean it's good for the dog! (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 01:51 pm UTC (link)
	You're acting like I gave it my dinner. No, it took it without permission. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 04:24 pm UTC (link)
	Do I need to bring you stuff for the dog, Benjy? (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 07:10 pm UTC (link)
	Why? I'm not keeping it. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 07:14 pm UTC (link)
	So? You still have to take care of it until you figure out what you're doing with it. You can't just let it lay there. It's going to shit all over your rug and then die from dehydration. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 07:31 pm UTC (link)
	I will hex it if it shits on my rug. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 07:39 pm UTC (link)
	Then you need a collar, leash, a schedule to take it outside, and treats to give it when it goes to the bathroom outside so it learns "this is where we shit and piss." Not to mention basic food and water, at least a pile of towels for its own bed and some toys to keep it from eating your shoes. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 08:56 pm UTC (link)
	So that's why it's pawing at the door. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	blondemagic 2017-07-08 08:58 pm UTC (link)
	Jesus Christ, Benjy. You'd think being a werewolf, you'd have a little more knowledge of canine behavior. Educate yourself. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)

	encyclopedic 2017-07-08 09:04 pm UTC (link)
	I have never gone without wolfsbane since I was first bitten. I have always kept my faculties, if not my body. Why on earth would I have the knowledge regarding canine behaviours? I only know about the diets of wolves because some idiot thought it would be amusing to drop a bag of dog food on my desk as a prank when my mother bought the team. (Reply to this) (Parent) (Thread)