Don't believe everything you read.

[Close friends/siblings]
So yesterday I got my face bashed in out of the blue and this morning I woke up to a note from Alicia that she's left me. Again. I think I may need to get away for a bit, clear my head while this blows over. Anybody want to come to Finland?

I know everyone likes a hero versus villain story, but no one wants to question that incredibly biased story that ignored the fact that the "hero" actually attacked first for no reason and the "villain" tried to leave and only retaliated after said "hero" made a jab at my dead brother? No? George makes a (huge) mistake but that's all anyone cares about? Cool.

[Private: Percy]

So, do you remember last week when you asked me if I'd tell you if I was pregnant again and I didn't answer the question?

[Private: Patrick Brindley]

Are you proud of yourself?

Sorry, Heidi. Someone got the scoop before you did. I was caught leaving a hair salon this evening in Sleaford. Attached is the photo.

Now, who wants to have a community breakfast this week? I could host, but it would be a bit small considering how much we all love flapjacks. Don't everyone volunteer at once! You must bring a dish. No exceptions. NO MIMOSAS.