I am giving you as much notice as I can, but I just received a heads up that I will be mentioned in an upcoming Witch Weekly article. (No, I did not answer any questions or offer any comment.) Apparently Meaghan McCormack's daughter, Ember, claimed that her father was "very tall, not British, and a Beater." Which narrows down the field considerably.

Meaghan and I had a small fling years ago, but it didn't last long and she would have told me, wouldn't she?

Anyway, what do you need from me?

I'm really glad Witch Weekly is so concerned about my health, but isn't it a little gross to always assume that the only reason a woman might not be feeling well is pregnancy? Not everything to do with how I'm feeling is related to my uterus.

I told them something was wrong with my broom. Did they believe me? No. And someone wouldn't be so foolish as to bloody well hex it.