Quidditch Village

Who the fuck threw the candy heart at me today? Those things are shit. Shit.

Fuck with me again [VOLUNTEER 19] and see what the fuck happens.

Someone be volunteer 19 and try and wrap Cassius in bubble wrap!

Giant parrot aka Lyfty update:

Yes, it's true he did pick me up each time I was conveniently late for a shift, practice, whatever. Yes, it's also true that he wasn't a gentle driver, nor was I able to crack him into being chatty. He's also stopped responding to my tardiness, and I give him a two-star rating. It's too bad because I was planning to invest in strategically-placed mattresses at the shop and at the pitch.

In otter news: this guy was serving out advice earlier today. Go figure.

15 Jan 2006

Roger Davies • OPEN TO ALL FIREHAWKS
FireHawk Lockers • PG? • After this
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slytherbros

I've gotten my leisure and performance brooms settled, so who wants to race me? Winner buys drinks this weekend; loser has to make me dinner.

gemma montague

Gem, my sun and stars, I need a favor.

My three dogs and two kneazles from home have showed up, and I found a bird in the backyard. Assuming they're all trapped here with us for the next six months, I assume I should name them all. Any suggestions? Pictures available upon request.

Okay, the massive fucking parrot is a little unnecessary.

Be warned if you refuse to follow your schedule a giant bird picks you up and takes you where you're supposed to go.

I'm for tags!