Oh my god I soooooo needed this tonight! LMAO!!!!! Excellent choice of music hahahahaha I started copy/pasting the parts that made me LOL... there were a ton!
- "what Brian referred to as the Fall 2003 Fugly K-Mart Sweats Collection"
- "Justin looked up the stairs behind him, afraid that Pod-Brian was going to come after him at any moment."
- " 'Isn't he beautiful?' 'He's very nice,' the nurse said disinterestedly."
- " 'Relationship?' 'Life partner.' 'Oh for fuck's sake!' "
- "Maybe when normal people have nervous breakdowns, they freak out and lose it, but when Brian Kinney has a nervous breakdown, he channels Barney."
- "Brian sat on the hospital bed wearing a gown, holding his hands folded in front of him, and humming "From A Distance"."
- " 'I'm Brian Kinney,' Brian said. 'And this is Justin, the wind beneath my wings.' "
- (This didn't make me laugh... poor Teddy) "Brian turned his attention to Ted. 'You're such a loser, Ted.' Ted nodded. 'Well, it's nice that some things never change.' "
- " 'I want you to know that Justin has a really big dick.' He nudged Justin, who was covering his face with his hands. 'Show them, honey.' "