"Well, before we all leave, I'd like to share a few things," Brian said. "First, I want you to know that I love and appreciate you. Second, I want you to know that Justin has a really big dick." He nudged Justin, who was covering his face with his hands. "Show them, honey."
"I think we're done here," the doctor said.
and
"Ready to go?"
"Yeah," Brian said. "Let's go home and snuggle in front of the fireplace."
"You don't have a fireplace."
"Let's go home and snuggle in front of the oven."
Geez, I needed that. *happy sigh* I laughed all the way from the Fall 2003 Fugly Kmart to the end. This is definitely going into my keeper files. Thanks so much for the diversion. :)